Nostral electrolosys

While excavating for dry mucus about one inch up the left nostral I encountered an embedded partical that took extra effort to remove. Breathing was easier for only a few seconds when the same spot got clogged with what must have been a scab of some sort. Lacking the proper lighting and magnifiers to get a good look I continued with the blind excavating until once again freeing a small crusty particle which I named after a famous actor which shall remain nameless for the purposes of this editorial but in real life he does have a name I'm sure. In my expert amature medical opinion I have decided the best thing to do is to leave the area untouched for a week or more to allow proper healing. The best medicine is however seldom taken especially when prescribed by a quack doctor who just may have stumbled upon the cure coincidently and not by any superior knowledge or experience. Passing a digit up that fur lined tunnel one can not help but imagine the difference a good wax job up there might do. Or perhaps some selective electrolosys. Perhaps aided by a microscope and GPS reader. I'm sorry for you if you've already read this far and decided it did not improve your appetite any.